He has been booted from LSU for choosing to be around a wack crew.
The sad saga continues in the tale of Tyrann Mathieu.
It’s horrible to watch his life unravel like a string pulling a ball of yarn.
Why are you hanging out with Jordan Jefferson? Last season, he couldn’t hit the side of a barn.
The way Mathieu returned kicks showed that he was born with fame.
Now, he’s just a drug addict with a nickname that sounds like a gay porn name.
Honey Badger? That’s not a good alias to have when you’re going to jail.
Hopefully, the next college you go to springs your bail.
You were supposed to go to the NFL so that you could buy your parents a fine house.
Now, your future leads to one destination: an overdose like Amy Winehouse.
Find something other than marijuana to make you feel fine
Because you are getting arrested almost as much as Jill Stein.
That’s who he is voting for on Tuesday to be the next President.
She’s on the ballot for the Green Party; that clue was self-evident.
If you liked weed that much, you should have went to play football where pot is legal.
Then, you really would have been able to “fly like an eagle.”
Choosing to stay in state to play for head coach Les Miles
Ensured that you made the wrong decision because you chose to travel less miles.
Your downward spiral in life is more annoying than noise from a thunder stick.
I need for you to make it to an NFL combine soon because you would probably get a 3 on the Wonderlic.
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