Monthly Archives: April 2019

Ode to Tyreek Hill

You have brought to your career much harm Because you broke your 3 year old son’s arm. What in the world is wrong with you Tyreek? After this incident, your new nickname is ‘You Reek.’ You can mark this ode … Continue reading

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Ode to Holden Matthews

Good afternoon!  Really is that you? Who burned down 3 churches?  You’re Holden Matthews?! With White supremacist groups, you probably paid fat dues. Now, you’re in prison so you won’t be eating cashews. Rot in jail and please be gone … Continue reading

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Ode to Official 1

This person was trying to gain a security clearance, But beneath the surface, red flags displayed a different appearance. In the documents, you are referred to as Offical Number 1, But the media portrays you in your marriage as being … Continue reading

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Ode to Katie Pavlich

This poem is dedicated to Katie Pavlich, Who is irritating like when you have an itch. Refrain your eyes from reading Townhall Because it could lead to your congenital downfall. You could say that inside of her brain that there’s … Continue reading

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