Ode to Kyle Shanahan

When life hands you the runs, then your stomach is telling you that you need to eat a banana, man.

When you want to see a Super Bowl choke, then you know that it will involve Kyle Shanahan.

Nepotism is a flawed practice mired in mediocrity because his dad won two Super Bowls.

In one decade, Kyle Shanahan has choked away three Super Bowls.

He was the offensive coordinator for the Falcons when they were up at halftime 28-3.

He forgot to call run plays in the second half for the Patriots to have the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.

You would think that he would have learned from this mistake,

But he became addicted to choking away games with the highest stakes.

Then, he became the head coach of the Niners,

But the two double-digit chokes against the Chiefs in the second half has him struggling for air as if he is in the Steiner Recliner.

This second choke against Kansas City was an even worse charade

Because people ended up being shot and killed at this year’s Chiefs parade.

The only way that he can be rescued from another Super Bowl downfall

Is to actually commit in the second half to running the ball.

Then, he threw defensive coordinator Steve Wilks under the bus and had him fired

Instead of canning the special teams coach after the blocked extra point and the fumble on the punt return that was not admired.

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