Monthly Archives: December 2019

Ode to the 2019 impeachment

We all knew that when he became President that he would definitely be impeached. His bronzer gave it away with wordplay – I.M. Peach. His main problem is that he always does things solely on impetus, Which sort of explains … Continue reading

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Ode to Anthony Burke

To end the decade with a bang was his goal for December. Instead, as the biggest douchebag in the UK he’ll always be remembered. Instead of enjoying the match in Manchester, He allowed for the racism within his mind to … Continue reading

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Ode to 49ers analyst Tim Ryan

What we know about Niners analyst Tim Ryan Is that he is dim and is always lying. When he was dissecting the offense of the Ravens, He made a statement that was pretty craven. He tried to explain why against … Continue reading

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Ode to Italy

The only cool thing about the country of Italy Is that they invented pizza and spaghetti. The Roman Empire hasn’t ruled the world in about 1,600 years. Simply saying Goths to any Italian and they will begin to fight back … Continue reading

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