Monthly Archives: September 2023

Ode to Mel Tucker

Posted on September 29, 2023 by coolestdwarfintheworld

Always remain alert or you could fall like Mel Tucker Who thought his job was secure, but he was played like a sucker He never would have went down this precipitous journey, But the lawyer that proofread his contract before … Continue reading →

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Ode to Vivek Ramaswamy

Posted on September 8, 2023 by coolestdwarfintheworld

Vivek Ramaswamy Is known for folding words together like origami. Watching his polls sort of rise in the GOP Primary was sort of fun Until he said that China won’t shoot missiles at Taiwan if he was President because he … Continue reading →

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Ode to Luis Rubiales

Posted on September 1, 2023 by coolestdwarfintheworld

The rain in Spain falls mainly in Spain. The incels in Spain pick his brain. The Spanish ladies just won the Women’s World Cup, But Luis Rubiales was looking to see what’s up. He was standing right next to the … Continue reading →

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