Vivek Ramaswamy
Is known for folding words together like origami.
Watching his polls sort of rise in the GOP Primary was sort of fun
Until he said that China won’t shoot missiles at Taiwan if he was President because he would send them guns.
Proving that he didn’t have any foreign policy knowledge was definitely karma, bro
Because he scammed his way to billions like the Pharma Bro.
He doubles down on the dumb stuff that he says because he is so morose.
He claims to be Republican, but he is a plant from George Soros.
Being a Hindu and trying to get votes from evangelicals is a tough sell
Because evangelicals don’t want to vote for him in order to escape hell.
Hinduism has beliefs that are crazier than the ones from David Koresh.
Hindus worship a being with an elephant head and a man’s body named Ganesh.
Revering fallen angels removes all credibility from him being relevant, man.
Ramaswamy is really out here bowing down to “The Elephant Man.”
The next time that he goes to his yogi,
He should request not to be as wack as Narendra Modi.
Since Hindus love to protect cows, Ramaswamy cries every time he goes past McDonald’s because they sell Big Macs.
Vivek Ramaswamy is the Dollar Store version of UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.
He attacks Black people to give his polls a push
Even though people that are descendants from India are also descendants of Cush.
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