Monthly Archives: February 2019

Ode to Ariana Grande

She seems to have the worst kind of luck. It probably started as a kid when she used to get hit with hockey pucks. It could be that her heart is frigid like cold cuts. It could be that she … Continue reading

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Ode to Jussie Smollett

What in the world are you thinking about, Jussie Smollett? In 2019, we now have the opportunity to watch your career go into the toilet. On Empire, nobody will be missing you Because people are tired of you kissing dudes. … Continue reading

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Ode to Gov. Ralph Northam (D-VA)

In the state in which Tiki torches became the rage in 2017, The governor has not learned that lesson in 2019. In a state in which people are supposed to act so cavalier Is the same state in race relations … Continue reading

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