Ode to Alabama and IVF

Here is what we learned about the state of Alabama attempting to ban IVF.

Whenever Alabama is compared to the other 49 states, they always grade out with an F.

You would never mistake them for having cognitive thought like Carl Sagan.

The state sucks so much that they ran off Nick Saban.

Then, we found out that a Christian judge was against in vitro fertilization

Even though Jesus Christ was born through artificial insemination.

The judge’s name is Tom Parker.

Remember “Meet the Parkers” – he is about as dumb as Kim Parker.

He claims that his theology is called “Seven Mountains” where a bunch of people babble on.

Pretending to be Christians by naming their theology like the false theology of Revelation’s seven hills of Babylon.

These are the ones that claim that their foundation is rock solid, but they are really on sinking sand.

People that do not do what the Lord says, but they still use Christianity as their brand.

They really need to be sued for libel

For their misinterpretation of the Bible.

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