Monthly Archives: February 2021

Ode to the Texas Freeze

People were feeling like the first time that they found out their ex is sleaze When they checked their gas bills during the Texas freeze. A lack of electricity due to an unregulated power grid Left many people cold in … Continue reading

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Ode to Juliana Carlos

This poem that I am sharing Is about the legend known as “Courtside Karen.” She had front-row seats to watch an NBA game in Atlanta Because she dug for gold and was able to find a guy as old as … Continue reading

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Ode to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

In 2021, I now have a full definition of what failure means: US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. I have figured out why her popularity continues to surge Because she looks like the female mask from “The Purge.” She was caught … Continue reading

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Ode to Stephen Brandenburg

There once was a pharmacist named Stephen Brandenburg Who attempted to sabotage lives like the Hindenburg. I see why your wife filed for divorce. It’s because you act so mean. He now sits in jail right now because he destroyed … Continue reading

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