People were feeling like the first time that they found out their ex is sleaze
When they checked their gas bills during the Texas freeze.
A lack of electricity due to an unregulated power grid
Left many people cold in their homes freezing with their kids
Towards Texas politicians the citizens had plenty of contempt and disdain
Because their homes were icier than the attitude of Meghan McCain.
Then, we watched the political career of Sen. Ted Cruz deflate like a balloon
Because he quit on his constituents and booked a flight for his family to Cancun.
Yet, Texans continue to vote for him because they lack the vision
To see that even people that go to Ivy League schools make dumb decisions.
Canada kicked him out and nobody in that country shed a tear,
But Texans are dumb enough to vote for him every six years.
His brain was frozen before the Texas freeze because he’s an immigrant, but he is against immigration.
He was so ashamed that he flew back to Texas after he was caught going on vacation.
Nevertheless, Lt. Governor Patrick continues to remain callous.
All of this gas money goes to Jerry Jones, so he’ll be able to sign some free agents in Dallas.
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