Ode to T.J. Ducklo

He was the Biden press secretary during the month of January.

He was no longer the Biden press secretary by the end of February.

Let us all dig further into what happened with more detail.

Even after being warned about the MeToo movement, he still chose to verbally harass a female.

He actually told a lady, “I will destroy you.

He’s so puny that I don’t even think that he could throw a one-two.

If he throws a punch at your head, then you will not have to duck low.

Do not be afraid of anything coming from T.J. Ducklo.

In the last two lines, the pun was intended.

He should be more grateful that his life span has been intended.

You would think that someone who has overcome Stage 4 cancer in his lungs

Would make the wise decision to no longer treat other people like dung.

He should practice some sort of decency after being in remission from cancer.

“Practice! We’re talking about practice” seems to have been his answer.

That double entendre would have been a nice place for this ode to end

Until I found out in the same article that Alexi McCammond is your girlfriend.

She was just named the editor of Teen Vogue,

But her viewpoint about Asians proves that she is a rogue.

Being racist towards Asians is toxic like a waste dump.

Being racist towards Asians means that you are as dumb as former President Trump.

Being racist towards Asians means that she is a person that is bitter.

I now see why Charles Barkley wanted to hit her.

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