Ode to Alexander Smirnov

How could this guy be an informant for the FBI

When his last name sounds like some crummy Russian spy?

It wasn’t even covered up because his last name is Smirnov;

It sounds like some knock-off version of Smirnoff.

He must have been drinking too much vodka

Because he made up stories about Hunter Biden with Burisma

When the facts show that no lies were needed to be told about Hunter acting a clown

Because he does drugs and smashes women all over the town.

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