Monthly Archives: March 2020

Ode to Bill O’ Brien

Please check this man because he is suffering from something that is worse than the ‘Rona Because he traded DeAndre Hopkins to Arizona. Bill O’ Brien claims to be a good coach because he needs to stop running his mouth … Continue reading

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Ode to Rudy Gobert

Thinking that Covid-19 was a hoax was a critical error from the jump Joking around about coronavirus proves that you were actually listening to President Trump. Thinking that you only had a cold while touching microphones Now,  you’re writing apologies … Continue reading

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Ode to 2020 Stock Market Crash

Right now, I see why you are so mad that you are kicking rocks Due to the massive amount of points lost on stocks. Three times is a trend that is significantly evident That the past three times the stock … Continue reading

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Ode to Jack Brewer

After what he said last week, he knew that he would be skewered, But that did not stop Jack Brewer. He used to be in the NFL years ago and played the position of safety, So I have to believe … Continue reading

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Ode to Mike Bloomberg

The Titanic can now be compared to the Presidential campaign of Mike Bloomberg Because they both sped directly into an iceberg. When you were at that church in Alabama, it was rather funny Because everyone turned their backs to you … Continue reading

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