Monthly Archives: April 2020

Ode to the Epoch Times

They claim that their news is so cutting edge, But devoted readers of Epoch Times are just like lemmings about to fall off the edge. Even though their printing press is in Hong Kong, Most of the stuff they write … Continue reading

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Ode to Jared Kushner

Do you know what rhymes with Jared Kushner? We all think that you are a douche, sir. You appear to love to live life in the fast lane, But you are so passive that Ivanka didn’t even take your last … Continue reading

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Ode to Jon Jones

I remember back in the day watching your first UFC fights on Versus When you were putting careers of opponents into hearses. Watching your climb to get the championship belt was so fun When you became the youngest-ever titlist when … Continue reading

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The ode to new ads on Virily

When AdSense no longer wants to deal with a blogging site, then that site has to turn to the garbage ads that are on Taboola.  I wrote a poem about it. https://virily.com/virily_poll/ode-to-new-ads-on-virily/?virily_post_submission=success

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Ode to coronavirus testing

No, you are not sticking that thing into my nose. That is not the way that love goes. Literally, you are not going to be picking my brain. From this test I will definitely refrain Because I do not want … Continue reading

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Ode to April Fools Day 2020

A vote in November he was attempting to coax – April Fools! He switched lanes after he said that the coronavirus was a “hoax” – April Fools! A couple of months ago, he said that “everything was under control” – … Continue reading

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