Monthly Archives: June 2019

Ode to the Dominican Republic

Are you planning to go to the Dominican Republic on vacation? Cancel that idea and turn that time off into a staycation If you go to the DR, then you will need an actual doctor Because they are turning people … Continue reading

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Ode to Keith Raniere

Look who was found guilty earlier this week:  Keith Raniere. He created some malarkey that was as fake as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He started a company in Albany which should have always been looked at with scorn Because the … Continue reading

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Ode to Mark Stevens

Did you see what this lame did in Game 3? He had to nerve to push Kyle Lowry. He was escorted out – from the Oracle he was leaving. Later on, we found out that this guy’s name is Mark … Continue reading

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Ode to Aidan Cook

Aidan Cook is the jerk that grabbed the microphone from Sen. Kamala Harris. On his day off, he tried to become legendary like Ferris. He attempted to make a mockery of a conference held by Move On. In life, he … Continue reading

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Ode to Lori Lakota

Expansion has led to the increase of population in Minooka. Even though there is more diversity, some of the yokels there continue to act like palookas With viewpoints stuck in the 20th century like modern-day North Dakota That think the … Continue reading

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