Are you planning to go to the Dominican Republic on vacation?
Cancel that idea and turn that time off into a staycation
If you go to the DR, then you will need an actual doctor
Because they are turning people into cadavers to be used by a med school proctor.
Haiti is no longer the laughingstock of Hispañola
Due to people in the Dominican Republic dying after drinking rum with some cola.
The culprits in the country seem to be overzealous pesticide sprayers.
The only ticket out of the DR for the children is to become baseball players.
Even if you go back to the Dominican Republic, watch yourself and don’t be sloppy
Because they will shoot you since they tried to kill Big Papi.
I guess the shooter needed the money or he was a fan of New York.
People in the Dominican Republic are so poor that they cannot afford to buy new forks.
The Dominican Republic deserves all of this scorn
For disrespecting Haitians since the day that they are born
For not choosing to live in peace with Haiti on that tiny Caribbean island,
The Dominican Republic being wack to me will continue to be my stand.
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