Look who was found guilty earlier this week: Keith Raniere.
He created some malarkey that was as fake as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
He started a company in Albany which should have always been looked at with scorn
Because the nickname for the capital of New York is Allah Born.
The name of his company was NXIVM.
Spelled in Latin, but is was pronounced as Nexium.
The decision to name his company should have proved that he was a corporate shill
Since the name of his company was copied from the purple pill
Except Nexium is used to eliminate gas
And he had to create NXIVM because that was the only way he could get a**.
What he talked about were executive success programs
His illusion of success was filled with holograms
You did not need extra sensory perception in order to see
He copied the well-known abbreviation of ESP.
However, he was able to trick lonely, wealthy adults
By changing his company into a sex cult.
For some strange reason, he called himself Vanguard, which is very lame
Because he nicknamed himself after his favorite video game.
I guess he was like that Atari 2600 ship after some introspection
Because he shot his shot in all sorts of directions.
Then, it’s crazy that other women had his back.
One of the women that recruited for him was Allison Mack.
She used to be an actress on ‘Smallville.’
Behind the scenes, she was looking for women with potential ball skills.
You would think that deceiving women during the ‘Me Too’ movement should not be this easy,
But having women branded with his initials shows that too many women fall for men that are sleazy.
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