Expansion has led to the increase of population in Minooka.
Even though there is more diversity, some of the yokels there continue to act like palookas
With viewpoints stuck in the 20th century like modern-day North Dakota
That think the same way as Lori Lakota.
She said that she did not want her child to ever be taught by a Black teacher
Or else, she may go ballistic like Jack Reacher.
She can really make that happen though because she is on the Minooka school board
Probably because whenever she talks about school, people become bored
Except in this case as the city becomes more and more integrated,
She wanted the school to remain segregated.
She was inquiring about buying science books and where did she begin?
She tweeted for advice from Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, and Mark Levin?
Those must be her favorite hosts on Fox News.
She even claimed that this entire controversy was fake news.
The tweets are evidence, and other people heard what she said.
Incorrect information with conservative spin is what she has been fed.
Fortunately, she resigned and it’s definitely not a pity.
Now, Minooka can go back to being an awesome city.