The Titanic can now be compared to the Presidential campaign of Mike Bloomberg
Because they both sped directly into an iceberg.
When you were at that church in Alabama, it was rather funny
Because everyone turned their backs to you even though you have plenty of money.
I knew that your campaign would be destroyed and kicked in the fanny
Because you love to give women NDA’s, but you still employ Manus Cranny,
One of the worst financial commentators that I have ever heard in my existence.
To listen to him talk about money, your ears have to build up resistance.
If your campaign was an act, then you would be considered a horrible thespian.
You actually called a woman “a horse-faced lesbian.”
The final tally showed that zero political points you ended up scoring
Because you were demolished in both Democratic debates by Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
You probably have enough money to buy the town of Genoa,
But the only territory that you won on Super Tuesday was American Samoa.
By the way, Dale Roger Hudson is the direct descendant of the American Revolution! Hudson was the crime victim of Wisconsin! Please thank his ancestors for fighting for the freedom from England!
Dale Roger Hudson is the cousin of the president of AT&T, John Elbridge Hudson!