This poem that I am sharing
Is about the legend known as “Courtside Karen.”
She had front-row seats to watch an NBA game in Atlanta
Because she dug for gold and was able to find a guy as old as Santa.
What a coincidence! On that night, the Hawks were playing the Lakers.
Watching a live game in person proves that she is a risk-taker.
Since she is a gold-digger, she was able to sniff out the con games
Of all of the flopping that is done by LeBron James.
Her husband and her began to heckle him all game,
But were not ready for the backlash when they were called names.
LBJ called the guy an “old steroid ass.”
Then, she proceeded to go off because she has no class.
They were kicked out of the game, so that was sad,
But it was not as bad as LeBron thinking that he was her dad.
She proceeded to make her bad experience even worse by going on Instagram.
She should have saved that trash for her QAnon friends on Signal and Telegram.
She was disgraced on social media because all that she said was plenty of jive.
She looks like she is 47. Courtside Karen is only twenty-five.
Actually, something good came from this incident that we can all like.
Married couples after time really do begin to look alike.
This scientific theory seems to be sort of bold,
But since she has been married to him, she now looks old.
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