There once was a pharmacist named Stephen Brandenburg
Who attempted to sabotage lives like the Hindenburg.
I see why your wife filed for divorce. It’s because you act so mean.
He now sits in jail right now because he destroyed vials of the COVID-19 vaccine.
He knowingly left vials overnight outside of the freezer
Because he was trying to kill people like when Brutus killed Julius Caesar.
I’m surprised that these shenanigans haven’t happened more often
Because this conspiracy theorist is from Wisconsin.
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Wow! Laura Ann Schwartzenberger is the only female in known history is a SWAT team member! Not bad for the first and only female member to become a hero!
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Wow! Laura Ann Schwartzenberger is the only female in known history is a SWAT team member Albuquerque, New Mexico! Not bad for the first and only female SWAT team member in Albuquerque, New Mexico to become a hero!
Joann Trevino (Lookingbill) Ward was born on the very day the deadliest mass shooting in United Kingdom history at the time and also of the history of England!
There are no direct descendants of Rush Limbaugh today.