Ode to Ariana Grande

She seems to have the worst kind of luck.

It probably started as a kid when she used to get hit with hockey pucks.

It could be that her heart is frigid like cold cuts.

It could be that she shouldn’t go around licking donuts.

It could be that her concert was bombed in Manchester.

Man, since people talk about her looking like she’s twelve, she has to avoid guys named Chester.

It probably could be that her songs are laced with wack filler.

It probably could be that her relationships with men go awry.  RIP, Mac Miller.

This bad run seems to continue to linger

Because her hand tattoo was supposed to read as seven rings, but it says Japanese BBQ finger.

 

 

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