Ode to Jussie Smollett

What in the world are you thinking about, Jussie Smollett?

In 2019, we now have the opportunity to watch your career go into the toilet.

On Empire, nobody will be missing you

Because people are tired of you kissing dudes.

To make up this story, you must be snorting moon rocks.

Nobody that late would be out in Chicago to commit racism from the boondocks.

Making up this story about getting jumped is a pity.

He thought he could get away with it because Chicago is the USA’s most segregated city.

We all knew that you had lied

Because if you were really jumped in Chicago, then you would have died.

Then, he had the nerve to call himself the gay Tupac Shakur.

I don’t even watch that show on HBO, and I knew that you were ‘Insecure.’

The only thing that you have in common with Tupac is sodomy.

Making up this fake attack with bleach and a rope will put you in jail with a felony.

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