Ode to Holden Matthews

Good afternoon!  Really is that you?

Who burned down 3 churches?  You’re Holden Matthews?!

With White supremacist groups, you probably paid fat dues.

Now, you’re in prison so you won’t be eating cashews.

Rot in jail and please be gone –

You have the same name as the lead character in Beyond.

Pardon me due to a word that needs some parsing.

How could you be a supremacist and be caught committing arson?

The only thing that you are supreme at is having acne on your face.

That will leave a mark that will look like the moon’s craters up in space.

It’s sad that you were taught incorrectly since you’re a cop’s son

You should not have copied what your pop’s done.

 

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