This QB was on a fast track to stardom when he was attending Mississippi,
But he had a problem of going to parties and being too lippy.
His path to the first round of the NFL Draft was definitely stifled
When he threatened to shoot up a club with an AK-47 rifle.
For 31 NFL teams, this red flag proved to them that he was shallow,
Except for the Broncos even though we don’t need any more whackjobs living in Colorado.
He was picked by Denver in the seventh round.
In the preseason, he began to astound.
He showed promise as a backup QB, a little bit better than just a roster filler
Until he had a flashback when he went to that party hosted by Von Miller.
Here is the reason why I wrote this poem.
He was kicked out of the party and sauntered into another person’s home.
Stumbling onto an unknown couch as a stranger at night next to a woman and a child.
Now, here is where the story gets wild.
The police report could have been a script for a movie screener
Because the man defending his house hit Chad Kelly with the metal pipe of a vacuum cleaner.
Nevertheless, you should be inspired by your uncle who has stood up strong aginst cancer.
Getting booted from multiple parties is simply not the answer.
Another wrong quarterback drafted by John Elway.
The Broncos play the Chiefs on Sunday so throw another L his way.
(Link is from Deadspin.com)
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