The attempted coup that made headlines this year was by Juan Guaido,
But his failure shows that his last name in Spanish probably means “I’m just a guy though.”
He was told to fetch Venezuela for the USA as if his name was Fido.
His coup attempt was so horrible that it should be parodied in a commercial by Geico.
How in the world were you not able to take over a poorly-run country like Venezuela?
The reason is that his constant whining was more annoying than a vuvuzela.
About 95% of the people living in Venezuela are extremely poor,
But they would rather listen to Maduro instead of listening to you anymore.
Instead of looking to really help people out of the bondage of poverty,
He chose to use the humanitarian aid to throw hotel parties.
The truth in this drama is clearly evident
That Juan Guaido will never be the Venezuelan President.
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