Throwing all of his goodwill made during the pandemic out the window. Oh no!
Whenever he met a new intern, his whole approach was YOLO.
The dreams of becoming more of a political player nationwide were a cinch
Until that picture was shown of him putting a woman in a Muay Thai clinch.
Why in the world does the Governor of New York
Meet a woman and begins to act like a new dork.
He is the Governor, but could not think of a better line to say to a woman than asking her to play strip poker.
No female has fell for that gimmick when a guy is looking to poke her.
He saw one intern and his first thought was “It’s Djibouti.”
Then, he turned that wordplay into action and grabbed her booty.
After that, he must have wanted some chicken so as a test,
He also grabbed the woman’s breast.
During his daily COVID meetings, former President Trump would be the one that he would scold
While fudging numbers behind everyone’s back because he did not care about anyone who died that was old.
In the meantime he is trying to get into women’s pants
His brother and him claim to be Ameri-Cans when they are really Ameri-Can’ts.
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John Steven “Steve” Weisert is a Groundhog Day Baby! Also, he is a Candlemas Baby! He is of German origin and auf wiedersehen, Johann Stephan Weisert.
Michael Pence is the distant cousin of the TV repairman from Colorado, Theodore Martin “Ted” Floyd! Yee-haw! Pence is a good man!
By the way, Anthony Bourdain is the distant cousin (possibly) of the cartoon voiceover, Lennie Weinrib!
Michael John Rudometkin is a Russian-American!
Best of all, Laurence Henry Tribe is still with us!