Ode to LIV Golf International Series

What in the world are these golfers getting nifty for?

Make more money playing less golf in tournament rounds of fifty-four.

A few golfers are breaking away from the PGA.

Since this series is owned by the Saudis, you never have to worry about golfers breaking away from the LPGA.

Yup, LIV Golf is owned by the country of Saudi Arabia

A country involved in sportswashing to cover up all of their human rights violations to their citizens due to laws known as sharia.

This new golf should not be seen by your visual organs.

LIV Golf is not as cool as Liv Morgan.

The first series will start on 6/9.

LIV is 54 in Roman numerals; 54 equals six times nine.

As witnessed by all of press conference interview question ducks,

Even the golfers that left the PGA know that the LIV Golf International Series sucks.

Phil Mickelson tried to be all cool wearing all black to emulate a Darth Vader look,

But looked like he was going to a concert headlined by Garth Brooks.

They’re making this LIV Golf seemed like it’s the greatest thing since the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.

The needle is not moving because you signed Sergio Garcia.

The funniest part was when Dustin Johnson was crying about he joined LIV Golf because he needed more money

When his father-in-law is Wayne Gretzky.

LIV Golf thinking that they are taking over is absolutely eclectic

Because the Saudis will be going bankrupt soon when everyone switches over to vehicles powered by electric.

Having Greg Norman to lead LIV Golf is an absolute joke.

This golf series will end up with the same result of when he had the lead at the Masters multiple times — a massive choke.

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