Ode to Rep. George Santos

Something that is full of life is Mentos.

Somebody that is full of lies is Rep. George Santos.

Why is it that every year some new politician from New York

Always rises up to be the nation’s new dork?

He claims to be conservative, which means that his love for the LGBT community should be nil,

But he was outed for being a drag queen and having a boyfriend in Brazil.

Here is a man who chooses to dress like Charo

With the political views of Bolsonaro.

He claims to be smart with all kinds of knowledge,

But he lied about going to college.

The name of the school he said he went to was Baruch.

However, everyone found out that he is a kook.

Then, he lied about playing volleyball there for likes.

He picked that sport because it mirrored his sex life when the ball is spiked.

Then, he lied about being a Jew and tricked people into giving him money for his campaign.

Plus, he took money from a Navy vet seeking to pay for surgery for his dog. When the dog died, he probably popped champagne.

He is still in Congress, which means that his district will not see improvement in their community for two years.

He is a joke amongst his peers.

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