Ode to Baseball Umpires

Do you want to know why baseball has seemed like it has lost its fire?

It’s because nobody wants to continue to watch horrible calls made by umpires.

One of the main things that I dislike

Is that they call a pitch a ball that is supposed to be a strike.

Then, the umpire gets mad at the hitter who begins to stall,

Which in turn leads to the umpire calling a pitch a strike that is supposed to be a ball.

On every disputed call, baseball needs to implement instant replay

Instead of believing that an umpire’s decision is more important than D-Day.

The fans want the call to be right.  We don’t care if there is a time relay.

It’s better than bad calls made by umps that can’t even be sold on eBay.

Umpires receive punishment for bad calls made in the past that have extremely stunk

When they are behind home plate and they are accidentally hit in the junk.

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