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Ode to Wander Franco

Posted on January 5, 2024 by coolestdwarfintheworld

Wander Franco was going to be the centerpiece for the Tampa Bay Rays, But he only liked to have sex with women that has lived on this earth less than 5,000 days. He was on course to be one of … Continue reading →

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Ode to Baseball Umpires

Posted on August 8, 2013 by coolestdwarfintheworld

Do you want to know why baseball has seemed like it has lost its fire? It’s because nobody wants to continue to watch horrible calls made by umpires. One of the main things that I dislike Is that they call … Continue reading →

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Ode To Albert Pujols

Posted on May 2, 2012 by coolestdwarfintheworld

I hope that this poem motivates Albert Pujols so that he will hit plenty of home runs in the month of May and beyond for the Angels. http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12072193-the-poets-corner-ode-to-albert-pujols

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Ode To Adam Dunn

Posted on October 14, 2011 by coolestdwarfintheworld

Adam Dunn had one of the worst seasons in baseball history. Check out the poem about his season at the link below. http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/10608524-the-poets-corner-ode-to-adam-dunn

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