Wander Franco was going to be the centerpiece for the Tampa Bay Rays,
But he only liked to have sex with women that has lived on this earth less than 5,000 days.
He was on course to be one of the best players in the majors,
But his problem is that he was only thinking about being in minors.
He was going to rule the baseball scene for this decade,
But he only liked junior high girls with good grades.
Who would have thought that Wander Franco
Would have become the Dominican James Franco?
With all that money, he should have been messing around with adult women and going by the book.
Instead, he chose for his favorite song to be “Only Sixteen” by Sam Cooke.
I am guessing that a full-grown woman was someone he couldn’t handle.
His favorite all-time movie must be “Sixteen Candles.”
Here is something about his name that you should ponder.
His calling was in his name. Away from adult women, he chose to wander.
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