Ode to Claudine Gay

It’s not ironic that her last name is Gay

Because everything that she says is kind of gay.

Everything that she says is sort of suspect

Without any introspection and without any observation of aspects.

Her supporters want her to keep her job as the President of Harvard

Even though she keeps saying dumb stuff like Colin Cowherd.

Her supporters want everyone to show her some pity

Even though she said the dumbest stuff while being interviewed by the House Committee.

When Martin Lawrence saw her being questioned on TV,

Then all that he could say was “Bee-Dee-Bee!”

She must have had a brain freeze as if she was drinking a slush from Sonic.

How is she wise when she was outsmarted by a question from Rep. Elise Stefanik?

Then, she was caught plagiarizing her thesis

Because she does not know how to create things like Jesus.

Nobody should have supported her from the jump

Because she is as bad of a plagiarizer as Melania Trump.

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