Ode to Liz Magill

Women always claim that they can do all the same jobs as men,

But Liz Magill couldn’t take the heat and resigned as the President of Penn.

She sat in front of a US Senate Committee hearing.

She was asked about antisemitism on campus and immediately began the smearing.

She claimed that she was impartial and was not picking a side,

But the way she was answering questions sounded like she supported Jewish genocide.

Sounding wishy-washy on this topic is quite silly.

It’s ironic that Penn is in the city of Brotherly Love known as Philly.

She’s supposed to be intelligent, but she was outsmarted by Rep. Stefanik.

After the hearing, people were calling for Magill to lose her job quicker than rings lost by Sonic.

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