Ode to Zach Smith

This guy stared luck right in the eye.

He was a coach for the Buckeyes.

The man that was living the dream is Zach Smith.

Hold up!  What did he use to attack his wife with?

In those photos, she was covered with red mark after red mark.

Exposure explains why nothing ever remains in the dark.

Looking to preserve the program was the reason for everyone to remain in silence

Even though they chose to cover up domestic violence.

Well, looking at the prior history from The Ohio State University,

They also covered up a weird doctor in their wrestling community.

The main goal for the college football team was to defeat Michigan,

But Zach Smith’s goals were to hit his wife and make sure he didn’t miss again.

Now, the university in Columbus will have to find a new coach

Because Urban Meyer chose to cover up his roach.

Now, Coach Meyer has been placed on administrative leave.

To get out of this mess, I don’t think that he has another option play up his sleeve.

 

 

 

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