When he runs routes, the moves are as smooth as velvet.
Why was he the only player in the NFL complaining about a helmet?
For some strange reason, he wanted to leave Pittsburgh.
The turmoil seen from him over the past year was only the tip of the iceberg.
We all can tell that you are from Florida, man
Because everything you did this offseason could be placed in a headline starting with “Florida man.”
Now, we know why he would always say everything is “Boomin’ ”
Due to spending idle time with clay pigeons skeet shooting.
She passed a lie detector test, so you can’t sue her for libel.
You shouldn’t have messed with her; you met her at an event centered around the Bible.
But you chose to treat her like a barbarian like Conan.
A believer is supposed to act like Jesus; you chose to act like Onan.
Now I see why your number was 84; that’s 42 multiplied twice.
With numerical symbolism, the number 42 represents the antichrist.
I see why you did not like Big Ben
Because he was better than you at raping women.
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