Ode to Daryl Morey

The profit margin in the NBA is about to become pretty gory.

You can send all of your hate mail to Daryl Morey.

For now, he is Houston Rockets general manager.

However, he has become the NBA Public Relations damager.

He created a situation that shows that he is a ding-dong

By tweeting support to the protesters in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong began protesting against China to prevent extradition.

China has relented, but the protesting now has turned into sedition.

The objective of the protest in the first place has already been met,

But Morey chose to be offensive towards Asia like Tet.

The claim is that Morey is a genius when it comes to analytics,

But his tweet showed that he forgot to look at the facts and the statistics.

From this tweet, this truth became evident

That he thought that he could spout off on twitter like the President.

However, shame has become his fate.

Now, I see why all of his plans have failed against Golden State.

Now, the media has a reason

To make this a distraction for Rockets players the entire season.

His decision to rant against China is so weird

Because he could possibly mess up Chinese endorsements for “The Beard.”

How do we know that what he did was a very stupid thing?

He is the only person that I have heard of that actually pissed off Yao Ming.

 

 

 

 

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