Ode to Bulgaria

There is a country nestled in Europe that is called Bulgaria

That has allowed for its people to follow failed ideologies from Bavaria.

Copying schemes from WWII Germany is a recipe for losing

A country that’s at the bottom of the barrel due to the philosophies that they are choosing.

Why mimic the mannerisms of proven losers that previously embraced fascism?

Plus, why do you choose to cuddle up closely to racism.

Bulgarian fans were in the stands using White supremacist gestures, but your team lost to England 5 to nil.

They claim that the lack of melanin is an advantage, but Tammy Abraham and Raheem Sterling were scoring at will.

Soccer fans in Bulgaria do the dumbest things.

Why in the world would you be racist towards Tyrone Mings?

I remember when Bulgaria used to be great with Stoichkov and Berbatov.

Now, I wish that their entire country is hit with one huge Molotov.

In that continent, Bulgaria is Europe’s right armpit stain.

That’s why so many Bulgarians voluntarily leave and choose to live in Italy and in Spain.

Bulgaria’s racism is so bad that it actually allowed for England to sparkle,

But that doesn’t let the English off the hook because they are racist every day to Princess Meghan Markle.

 

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