Ode to Derek Chauvin

Within yourself, you should not have any iota

To voluntarily choose to go to the state of Minnesota

Because there is a cop there that goes by the name of Derek Chauvin

Who had a God-complex that went too far; he thought that he was Odin.

A proper arrest is something that he selected to avoid

When he made the decision to murder George Floyd.

When he chose to keep his knee on that man’s neck,

He decided that he no longer wanted to receive another paycheck.

The reason that factored into the equation

Was because he was also charged with tax evasion.

Then, his wife filed for divorce

Because he proved that he was a douchebag of course.

Then, we all found out that he killed Floyd because of a personal vendetta

Which is why he is in jail for murder in a cell smaller than a Jetta.

They both worked as bouncers in the past at the same nightclub,

But the ladies would go after Floyd, and they thought that Chauvin was a schlub.

He was jealous because he could not get a piece on the side.

He was zealous to gain revenge so he put his knee on his neck until he died.

He brings about a new definition to the word incel

Because of his wrong actions, he now sits in a cell.

Why was this guy still a cop?  How could things go so far?

The former Hennepin County attorney general did not fire him 10 years ago – at the time, the position was held by Amy Klobuchar.

Now, he’s crying about how he wants to leave jail and that the charges should be dismissed.

Well, he should not have done something that left millions of people pissed.

We can see that from idiocy, you will never abstain.

Feeling like a vagabond means that you are already feeling the effects of the curse of Cain.

 

 

 

 

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