Ode to Tory Lanez

If you do not want your foot to be in gory pain,

Then you need to stay away from Tory Lanez.

He tries to be tough and spells Lanez with a Z,

But if you listen to his music, then you will experience Z’s.

His bars are the perfect cure for insomnia

Because they are putrid like ammonia.

In America, his songs are only remembered by a few though.

He claims that his bars are great, but the only awards that he has won are Juno’s.

Why did you try to spit game to Megan Thee Stallion and say that she is cute,

But were aiming for her toes and decided to shoot?

Trying to be hard, but this shooting proved that you are a snowflake.

Now, we know that you are not the Canadian standard for rap – no Drake.

The best thing that you did was on Quarantine Radio and had women twerking,

However, that was shut down when Lizzo wanted to twerk for you, but claimed that the feed stopped working.

I don’t think that all of your beefs should be counted as paying dues

Because every rap beef that you have started in your career, you went on to lose.

You lost your rap beefs with Drake, Joyner Lucas, and Don Q.

Go back to Canada and please take Justin Bieber with you.

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