Ode to Rep. Jim Jordan

Take some time and Google “Ohio State wrestling scandal

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

To realize that Rep. Jim Jordan is an absolute vandal.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Back then, he was an assistant coach in the Big 10,

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

But he has a whole different meaning when he talks about the Big 10.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Him trying to become the next Speaker of the House proves that our country has become rotten.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

With this guy, why have morals all been forgotten.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Even the evangelicals like him, but something is missing,

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Where in the Bible does it say that rubbing balls is Christian?

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

That is why he has the nickname of Gym Jordan

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

He is even more annoying than James Corden.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

The reason why he lost the first Speaker vote

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Is the same reason why he lost the second Speaker vote.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

The only reason why the title of Representative is in his bio

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

Is because he lives in Ohio.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

I guess that this type of behavior is acceptable in the Buckeye State.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

This pox he brought upon us this week will result in a win Saturday for Penn State.

He let a man rub another man’s balls.

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