Ode to fake Chinese women profiles on X

Ever since Elon Musk changed the name of Twitter to X,

There has been an uptick of fake profiles of Chinese women looking to seduce incels with sex.

The catfishing needing to stop on the site has become a whole mood.

Instead of eating catfish, too many Chinese still use cats and dogs as food.

Now, I see why Chinese mostly eat vegetables

Because they cook up cats and dogs at the Yulin Festival.

I guess that they were told by their leader who looks like Winnie the Pooh to do social media scams

On X, Facebook, Linkedin, and Instagram.

All of these women on the fake profiles claim to be from New York

In order to catch their new dork.

They claim to own some sort of fashion boutique or a salon,

But these profiles are more incredulous than skits from ‘Monty Python.’

They do nails, they do nails.

These profiles are an absolute fail.

Elon Musk claimed that he was going to get rid of bots on the site; in the mud, this idea is stuck.

Him taking over Twitter and changing it to X is almost as bad as the Cybertruck.

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