Usually, April showers brings May flowers
But two months before April showers this year, we saw the blunders of Zay Flowers.
He was playing good in the NFL Playoffs
Until the second half against the Chiefs when his brain took the rest of the day off.
Plenty of people thought that this would be a victory for Baltimore,
But because of Zay Flowers, this Ravens season is nevermore.
Flowers caught a huge pass in the 3rd quarter inside the Chiefs ten,
But he started celebrating too much when the team was still down by ten.
His prideful actions will forever give Baltimore fans a haunting
Because that turned into a 15-yard penalty for taunting.
Then, the fourth quarter’s first play
He fumbled at the one and gave the game away.
Sowing and reaping happened instantly with the karma coming straight from Heaven.
What makes it worse is that Baltimore lost by seven.
In other cases, we would give a rookie some latitude,
But he will not receive grace because of his horrible attitude.
Seeing that he played college football at Boston College
Infers that he is a Masshole that lacks knowledge.
His diva mentality in that game was strictly homo.
Because of his mistakes, we are forced for two weeks to watch Taylor Swift Super Bowl promos.
Have you ever noticed that whenever a Black man gets braids that his attitude becomes pissy
With emotional rage that always makes him look like a sissy?
Have you ever noticed that whenever a Black man with braids fails
Is due to their lack of emotional awareness since Black men with braids are always at ten on the diva scale?
Thousands of years ago, braiding was created in Africa and revolutionized fashion,
But the braids were intentionally a hair style created for women.
That explains why the attitudes of Black men with braids become more and more feminine.
That hairstyle takes away the testosterone and gradually replaces it with estrogen.
Samson was the strongest person on Earth until he was jaded and got his hair braided.
Then, he became a simp to Delilah and then he was faded.
In regards to Black men with braids, what would Jesus do?
Well, Coptic paintings of Christ show that braids is something that he didn’t do.
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